+ 'obama had a 'poetry slam' at the white house. i've actually been to a poetry slam, i went to a poetry slam in del ray beach in florida. i ended up in this coffee house and it was lesbian poetry night! it was awesome! i'm not kidding! i think i might be a lesbian. now, i've got mixed feelings about poetry, done well its great, but not many people can do it well. i think you should have some sort of license to perform poetry, a poetic license perhaps...'