3-30-09

+ 'you ever watch pole vaulting?', craig ferguson asks, 'it's actually kind of great, its a great sport. but its not the kind of sport you grow up with, you don't watch the pole vaulting with your buddies. its not like theres 'monday night pole vaulting'! there was a pole vaulter running through paris naked recently. the sport isn't usually done naked, which is ironic cause it was started by the ancient greeks and they did everything naked! they pole vaulted naked, wrote greek mythologies naked, they invented democracy naked. 'all in favor, raise your hand- i said your hand, aristotle!' 'i'm sorry, im just so excited about democracy!'
+ tim meadows reports from the final four games
- william shatner
- regina king