+ its st. patrick's day! craig ferguson explains 'today of course, you're allowed to pinch someone if they are not wearing green. but be careful, i tried that once and CBS made me watch the sexual harassment video. now, i will admit when i did it it wasn't st. patrick's day, and i was nude. but still, cant andy rooney take a joke?'
- julia louis-dreyfus
= dropkick murphys