+ 'a swiss bank is giving out information on accounts to the CIA.' craig ferguson shares, 'quite surprising that the swiss are finally letting down their veil of secrecy, switzerland is famous for being discreet, in any war the swiss are always neutral 'oh, a massive war is ravishing europe, oh, we'll take everyone's money. oh, we'll make sure its safe, it'll be right here when you get finished killing each other...' see when other countries get ready to fight, switzerland offers to hold their jackets, then when everyone is fighting they take the wallets from the jackets...'
+ steven wright stops by to help with emails
- paula abdul
- carl edwards, nascar driver