+ 'bernie maydoff is a sociopath', craig ferguson exclaims, 'he's the hannibal lector of white collar crime. it's not the same as blue collar crime, it's worse! maydoff stole from the rich and give to the rich! its the opposite of robin hood, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. people wrote songs about robin hood! they wont be writing songs about bernie maydoff.' craig then goes ahead and makes a song 'oh, bernie maydoff, you stole from the rich, now you're going to wear lipstick and be a prison bitch, hurrah!'
+ michael caine in spain