+ it's email time! craig ferguson reads an email sent in from a reader: 'here's one from robert in nashville tennessee. obligatory 'yee ha!'. robert says 'hello craig, my wife says...' oh, your wife? oh, listen to you, mr. swanky because i'm in a relationship! 'my wife says that your emails are actually written by your screenwriters'!' craig laughs! 'they're not even here! they leave after the first bit, then boom- their off drinking! 'email written by your writers, is that true?' no. 'does this make me one of your writers?' yes. 'why havent i been paid?' because you are one of my writers!'
+ elevator confessions
- dwight yoakam
- mary mccormack

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