+ 'waffles make everyone happy', craig reminds us, 'you know what i think they should do? they should open up a waffle restaurant in iraq- it would stablize the entire region! it would! and you could call it 'waffle-ujah'. people love waffles so much. they would try some and be like 'i love this so much i have given up the idea of jihad!'
- jerry o'connell
# patrick badraha and tucker albreezy, restaurant critics
= ra ra riot