+ 'NASA say they might have found life on mars', craig ferguson claims, 'no, this is true, i read about it today, they didn't find martians, but what they found, using a special detecting machine, was methane gas. 'aha! thats not a life form', you're thinking, well shut up smarty pants and i'll tell you why i think it, because what produces methane gas? farts! exactly! so this means there could be an alien, you know alien microbes perhaps, uunder the surface, farting methane gas! and they are going to have to admit it because there's no dogs on mars, so they can't blame it on them. i'm surprised, but surprised they found the farty stuff on mars, i would have thought they'd find it on uranus!'+ michael caine in spain
- regis philbin
= the upper crust
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