+ 'i'm very excited', shares craig ferguson, 'cause tonight was the premier of dancing with the stars!' craig shows off a few of his moves and dances a bit, 'sorry, i've been using performance enhancing drugs. didn't they just have the season premier of dancing with the stars a month ago? anyway, this time they've got steve-o from 'jackass', belinda carlyle from the go-gos, and denise richards from, i don't know, crazy bitch city or something. what does she do again? they asked me to be on dancing with the stars you know, they did! i couldn't do it, they couldn't find a star to pair me up with.'
- jason segel
> dave attell