+'Today is, of course, abraham lincoln's birthday', craig ferguson informs us. 'happy b-day abe! to honor this occasion the u.s. mint is releasing a new penny that shows abraham lincoln's house, which is appropriate cause thats how much a house is worth these days...''its a bad day for the satalite radio. you know, the serius xm radio, they are filing for bankruptcy- it's terrible, cause i love satalite radio. if youve never heard satellite radio, you usually get in in the rental cars, but i have one in my home. because i live in a rental car. the guy who's renting it doesn't seem to mind, and im quite happy there, we get along.'
+ steven wright stops by during emails
- lewis black
- shirley manson