+ 'this whole beauty pageant thing', craig ferguson inquires, 'aren't we past this? it's kind of creepy to me. the whole concept is out of date, beauty pageants, its like VCRs, or parachute pants, or meg ryan.' the audience responds disapprovingly, 'oh, yeah right, you went to go see her last movie too, didn't you? oh shut up! some people say we should have beauty pageants for men too. thats not the right answer, two wrongs don't make a right.'
- melina kanakaredes
- nathan fillion, who actually wore a leather kilt!
= zac brown band