+ 'its friday, of course, a great day for hollywood!' craig ferguson cheers, 'it's the countdown to the oscars. in less than 48 hours from now the academy of motion pictures arts and sciences will bestow its highest honor on a movie you've never seen!' the crowd laughs, 'oh, thats right, you've seen them all, you lying bastards! sunday is the 81st oscars, some people call it the gay super bowl. it kind of is, its the gayer bowl.'
+ dave foley stops by as a representative for the banks
- rosie o'donnell
= the knux