+ 'today is 'administrative professionals day'', craig ferguson reminds us, 'it used to be called secretaries day, but they changed it to be more p.c., its like when thanksgiving used to be called 'cook my dinner, bitch!' day, but now its not. its also jack nicholson's birthday, he turns 72- happy b-day jack! and, to top it all, its earth day! now, planet earth and jack nicholson are very different, of course, one is a big round object ravaged by years of abuse and we're running out of time to save it, and the other one is earth!'
+ the rather late programme with prince charles
- bob barker
- jean smart