5-12-09

+ 'miss california claims that her topless photos are the result of a windy day. you know, on any given day all of us hear mountains and mountains of bullshit, right? everyday you hear it from everybody, blah blah blah. there's always some crap going on. but when i hear a model say to me 'i only showed my nipples because the wind blew and my breasts came out'. i say madam, you are treating me as if i am a fool. that, madam, is not true. i don't care how many fancy hollywood lawyers ya got, i'm telling ya.'

+ murder she wrote '09

- paulina porizkova

- andy nulman