+ 'let me just say on this tax day,' craig ferguson insists, some people hate the IRS, but i think thats wrong. i would like to just say, right now, that the IRS agents are the most awesome people in the world!' sucking up a little bit, craig? 'no, they are! they are actually, these people are impressive, these IRS people, because it's the one part of the government beurocrocy that is actually efficient! they know how much you made, how much you owe uncle sam, and they'll stop at nothing to get it! i mean, if osama bin laden had made illegal deductions, his ass would be in jail right now!'
- michael caine
> matt baetz, a former employee of the late late show!