+ 'today of course, is cinco de mayo,' craig ferguson shares, 'its a great day for mexico. today is the day we celebrate the mexican army's defeat of the french in 1862. many people think it's mexican independence day, but its not, thats in december. do you know that cinco de mayo is a bigger holiday here than it is in mexico? its the same way with st. patrick's day. its bigger here than in ireland. strange that the two foreign holidays we've embraced so quickly involve heavy drinking...'
+ 'what i'm not going to do because it's cinco de mayo is eat too much mexican food today, i've decided, or else tomorrow will be stinko de mayo!' craig seemed to catch himself off guard- 'ha ha ha!- thats the lamest thing i've ever said, everybody! your welcome america!'

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