+ 'its a great day here at cbs', craig ferguson explains, 'earlier tonight there was a premiere of the new show 'vegas'. it was awesome. i loved it. its such a good show they didn't even use a dollar sign in the 's' for vegas. thats how you know its classy. los vegas, of course, is a great setting for a tv show. its the perfect combanation of glamourous and sleezy... outside of my pants. now, it stars dennis quaid. now, i like dennis quaid, he stars as a rancher turned sheriff. tv shows always love that, dont they? they always like somebody who is doing a job that they didnt start off doing. like, she's a ballerina and a detective! he's scottish and he's on tv! anyway, he's the sheriff of las vegas and he realizes that vegas is either incompetent or corrupt. oh no wait, thats the nfl!'
- tom selleck
- june diane raphael