+ 'its not such a great day for america's sweetheart reese witherspoon', craig ferguson states, 'reese, i'm disappointed! she was arrested on saturday in georgia for heckling a police officer who pulled over her husband. she was, in fact, legally bombed. i love reese, even in her mug shot she looks good. apparently though she was out of control, she was yelling at the officer 'do you have any idea who i am?' i yell the same thing at the audience here every night 'do you have any idea who i am?' and they respond 'no, we're just scared of the warm up comedian'.'
- kat denning
* philip kerr