+ 'i'm very tense about this crisis in asia', craig ferguson admits, 'right now the north koreans are about to test a new weapons system. as we all know, north korea is ruled by kim jung un. for those of you who dont know, over the weekend the premier of china told kim jung un to chill out. now, when the premier of china tells you to chill out, you know things are pretty bad. thats like mel gibson saying 'whoa, chill out on the tequila!', thats like charlie sheen saying 'thats enough hookers!' yesterday japan were giving warnings too, they said that if north korea tests new weapons, japan will have no choice but to set up their own missile defense system- an adorable system with 'hello kitty' pictures on them!'
- drew carey
- jane levy
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