+ 'did you watch the show 'bates motel'?' craig ferguson asks, 'it premiered on a&e. wow! it was the most watched drama on a&e, the channel that brought you hoarders and duck dynasty. these are big shows! i'm going to pitch them a show about someone who hoards ducks. its me. i've got one in my pants right now... bates motel, its a spin off from the movie psycho. i hope this doesnt mean we are going to get other cheap knock offs like 'stabbing with the stars', 'how i met your murderer', 'so you think you can put the lotion in the basket?', 'downton stabby'. psycho was the movie that changed the way i look at roadside motels. after that movie i swore id find somewhere else to take my truck stop prostitutes. you know the guy who plays norman bates in the new version is freddie highmore. hes a good actor, freddie highmore, hes great in this, but nobody could possibly top anthony perkins as norman bates. anthony perkins was truly the master bates...'
- michelle monaghan
* john green