+ 'apple has a patent out on a new phone that they say will not break', craig ferguson shares, 'which is fantastic, now i will stop duct taping the phone to a cat! meow! i do not tape my phone to a cat, please put the email down. 'you are so cruel!' i dont even have a cat! its a joke cat, it is the cat of my imagination. its a bit like that parrot in the monty python thing, its not dead, its pining for the fjords!'
> don rickles
- radha mitchell