+ 'the conclave of cardinals are about to begin voting on the new pope', craig ferguson shares, 'the new pope will pope up at any moment. i've just heard that the new winner will be announced live on tv by michelle obama and tom bergeron! the winner of the election gets to be pope, and the runner up gets to date taylor swift. its a joke, he's a cardinal, he cant date swift, whats wrong with you! the cardinals arrive at the vatican today and i spent all day watching joan rivers on the conclave red carpet- 'who are you wearing?' 'the same as everyone else...'.'
- george hamilton
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