+ 'today is the day i've been looking forward to all year', craig ferguson admits, 'a big movie opens today. some people wait for the twilight movies, some look forward to the girl with the dragon tattoo. but for me? its alvin and the chipmunks! looks like the chipmunks go on a cruise. i dont know if its a gay cruise, but you can make your own joke about storing nuts for the winter, though. i miss the disney chipmunks chip and dale. times are tough on chip and dale, they are male strippers now, shaking their asses at disney land, giving lap dances to goofy!'
- mindy kaling
> nick griffin