+ 'it is valentines day', craig ferguson cheers, 'so to all you love birds: happy valentines day! i'd give you valentines day tips, but if you are watching this show, then your valentines day went horribly! never mind, i'll love you! i wanted to commemorate valentines day by coming out here with a little heart pin on my jacket tonight but cbs wouldnt allow it. they said 'you cant go out there with a heart on!' come on, why cant i? what could be more appropriate for valentines day than if i came out here with a heart on? the biggest gifts on valentines day are, of course, flowers and chocolate. because what says true love better than murdering a plant and trying to make someone fat? for me, the best valentine gifts dont cost anything because they come straight from the heart. thats why i have composed a valentines day poem for you, my audience. here you go, you ready? roses are red, love is but a fable, i'm very sorry you cant afford cable!'
- george lopez
- sutton foster