+ 'it turns out that the golden state, california, is sinking faster than ever before', craig ferguson informs, 'scientists say that sea levels here will rise six inches by 2020. six inches! it gets worse though, scientists say that over the next 100 years the coast of california will sink almost five feet. five feet! that actually doesnt really matter unless you are tom cruise or ryan seacrest, who cares? its going to be tough for them in their little cars! now, i'm going to go out on a limb here and say that climate change is a serious problem. we are all going to have to do what we can, unless that means i have to change stuff, then i'm not doing it! i am not giving up my coal powered hot tub or my steam car or my hair spray. seriously, if we dont act now the freeways here in l.a. will be under water and we will all be riding italian gondolas to work- which would be faster than driving on the freeways here anyway!'
- elijah wood
- kathleen rose perkins