+ 'its not such a great day for those who live in new york city', craig ferguson shares, 'mayor bloomburg is cracking down on the dangerous threat to the big apple right now: soda.  its true, he wants to outlaw sodas and other sugary drinks over 16 ounces.  in the streets of manhattan people are enraged, they were yelling, shaking their fists.  and then they heard about the soda ban and were furious!  this ban only applies to large sodas, 16 ounces or more.  so if this ban were kardashians, they would only be banning khloe.  new yorkers, i've got a tip for you: here's a way to get around the ban, just buy two 12 ounce sodas.  that way you get all the soda you wont in exchange for paying twice the sales tax.  bloomburg, you midget genius!  health experts say that banning sugary drinks is a way to cure the obesity epidemic.  the soda industry says they have medical studies showing that soda does not cause obesity.  unfortunately, these studies were done by a dr. pepper.'
- carrie fisher
- tony hale

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