+ 'look, if you know anything about me, you know this is the day i look forward to all year', craig ferguson admits, 'i know you think 'craig, didn't you say that last night?' i did, but this is also the day i look forward to all year... its the first day of elvis fest in las vegas. today at the las vegas hilton, thousands of elvis impersonators gather to swap stories and swivel their hips! this is true about elvis, historians say that the cult of elvis has all the makings of a future religion. really, that's a real thing. you know, the sightings after his death, people dressing like him. its possible that in a couple thousand years there will be a church of elvis! in the far distant future, at the end of a service, the minister will say 'elvis has left the building', and everyone will stand up and say 'thank you, thank you very much!' you know, when elvis went on the ed sullivan show, cbs refused to show him from the waist down because of his gyrating hips, they thought it would make the audience go crazy. cbs doesn't like to show me from the waist down either, in case something goes off!'
- maria bello
- scott adsit