+ 'it is a great day, of course, for supporters of gay marriage', craig ferguson states, 'congratulations to same sex couples, you can now be as miserable as everyone else... i've always thought that if you really dont want gay people go get married, you shouldn't ban gay marriage, you should ban gay divorce. 'yeah yeah, you can get married, you just cant get divorced', 'what?' 'oh, you'll see...'. its been a bit of a week for the supreme court. yesterday they ruled that its ok for gay people to get married, today they ruled that its ok for straight people to rollerblade!'
- channing tatum
> marc maron