'so, here's the thing', craig ferguson shares, 'my tweety exploded today! and also i got some messages on twitter. some people were mad at me because kristen stewart was here last night and i was talking to her. and since i've been a bit mean about the twilight movies, which i've never seen, i've been a bit of a douche about her. anyway, she was here and i was polite and nice to her, she was very nice and i tried to be a nice and friendly guy to her. the comments were like 'you've sold out! you've sold out, craig!' yeah, when i took this fucking job! anyway, here's the thing, kristen stewart was here and my plan worked! because i got a signed bella doll! she signed it!' craig then took a pole of the audience to figure out its permanent place of honor: on the mantel piece, or in secretariat's winter wonderland. the decision was made that is will be put over by the horse. now we will be able to 'enjoy' it forever!
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