+ 'its not such a great day for lance armstrong', craig ferguson admits, 'he admitted to using performance enhancing drugs through out his career and he confessed in front of the most respected judge in the land, oprah winfrey. apparently the interview went very well when oprah told the studio audience 'you get steroids! you get steroids! you all get steroids!' anyway, lance's interview with oprah went about three hours it was, or about as long as jodie foster's election speech! see, i did that joke yesterday and i thought i'd do it again today because no one liked it yesterday. i thought i'd give it a second chance! the audience yesterday booed me, those bastards! anyway, lance armstrong, people say that lance was really sad when he left the interview. id be sad too if i had a syringe in my ass all the time too.'
- lena dunham
- bill pullman