+ 'its the great american smoke-out', craig ferguson informs, 'i think we are supposed to shame people into not smoking. i'm not going to do that. i used to smoke and i had a good excuse to start: i lived in scotland. i quit smoking cigarettes about 15 years ago, i still smoke a little meth, but... no, i dont smoke anything. the only time you will see me light up is when there's a sale at hot topic! sometimes though i do get a craving and people say 'hey craig, try one of those e-cigarettes' and i'm like 'no thanks!' thats like drinking 'near beer'. people have offered me near beer but it has alcohol in it! if i drink near beer i'll move on to near whiskey, i'll end up doing a near line of coke and i'll end up in near jail with a near sore ass!'
- max greenfield
- lucy punch
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