+ 'the big news in hollywood today', craig ferguson shares, 'disney has bought the rights to the star wars movies for four billion dollars! after the deal was signed, goofy turned to r2d2 and said 'guhyuck, your my robot now, bitch!' four billion dollars! thats a lot of money! now, george lucas was already loaded, but now he's got more money than cher has faces. the first thing disney announced after the deal was done is that they are making a new star wars trilogy. there's going to be more, the new one is going to be released in 2015. so let me be the first to congratulate the star wars fans: live long and prosper!'
- joel mchale
-> alton brown