+ 'its a great day for our friends the french', craig ferguson shares, 'you know the french people? the stripy shirts, the bagets, the barets. if you see a french guy today, shake his hand. unless he's a mime, then kick him in the nuts. its bastille day. its a huge french holiday, all over france people are running out of their houses into the streets going 'meh.' it reminds me i must bring my french maid costume to the cleaners. it filthy. even when its clean...'