+ 'ill tell you why i'm excited', craig ferguson states, 'the cannes film festival started today. i'm very excited, its a great day if you love cinema. its a great day for those who love cinema, which is everyone, and for those people who love the french- the french! anyone who is anyone in show business is in france right now. i know what you are thinking, 'but craig, you are here in los angeles'. exactly! i am lower on the show business ladder than justin bieber's monkey! the cannes film festival, we took the show to france a couple of years ago. today in fance, the cannes film festival, the whole concept is ridiculous- these hollywood people spend thousands of dollars to fly to france, then spend a week sitting inside a movie theater! they never see france! we have movie theaters in l.a.! its like going to a strip club for the buffet- its stupid! its like going to a dodgers game to see a winning team! wait, to be fair, you will see a winning team at a dodgers game, it just wont be the dodgers...'
> paula poundstone