+ 'there's a new study out', craig ferguson states, 'it explains whats wrong with young people. researchers have proven what i have suspected for years: young people are greedy bastards. it says young people are more materialistic than ever. its in the l.a. times, which is a newspaper. a newspaper is like a blog except everything in it is from yesterday. apparently today's youth is more materialistic, they are less interested in hard work than old people. i don't know, i know people who are old, i'm 51- i'm old! i'm thinking, yeah, they are young people, they aren't supposed to be interested in hard work. young people were put on earth to eat snacks and nap. and by that i mean puff puff!'
- pierce brosnan
> tone bell