+ 'i dont know about you, but after this show i'm going the the movie theater tonight', craig ferguson shares, 'cause there's a new movie that opens tomorrow that i'm very excited about, the documentary about apes. its going to be great. its amazing what they can do with the documentaries now, the wildlife documentaries. they have cameras so small, they can film inside an ant hill without disturbing the ants. which pisses me off, because when i have to get a colonoscopy the camera is always huge! i'm like 'why cant we get the ant camera?!?' i get the huge camera with the guy on the side working the crank, and another guy shouting in the megaphone 'action!'.'
- kelly preston
* joel stein