+ 'it is a great day here at the cbs network', criag ferguson shares, 'today the network announced that david letterman and i have extended our contracts to 2014!  the good news is that its two more years of dave, but the bad news is that its two more years of me.  the thing is, as part of the new deal, we get a bigger studio!  we are moving from this dump here to the big dump next door.  cause a big dump always makes you feel better.  thats the kind of quality entertainment you can expect until 2014!  some people are a bit alarmed, wondering 'is the show going to be the same?' uh, yeah.  it'll be a bit more echoy, but there wont be anything worrying like new material or anything.'
- ted danson
- hannah simone

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