+ 'the big story today, and what everyone is watching today', craig ferguson shares, 'is the hurricane that is threatening the southeast, or the east coast. everyone is looking at that. it could be very nasty. there is no such thing as a good hurricane, of course, a hurricane is like a divorce. you dont get a good one. its not like 'oh this hurricane will be fine!' divorce and a hurricane are the same, they both leave you miserable and with a lot less stuff. according to cnn, hurricane earl is bigger than the entire state of california. i'm like wha? cnn said a lot of other stuff about the hurricane but i didnt hear it, i was lost in the eyes of anderson cooper. he caused a high pressure situation in my pants...'
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