+ 'you know, there's a lot of indian people in glasgow, in scotland, where i grew up.' craig ferguson informs us, 'theres a huge indian community there, and they have a very unusual accent, its a scottish indian accent- very strange' (craig then tries to mimic it, but the funniness of the accent gets lost a bit in the written word...) 'the first delicious- the first decent food- i ever had in my life was at an indian restaurant. indian food is very popular over there because it goes good with beer. and indian curry is the most popular food in all of britain, it's not hard to believe if you've ever had british food. 'you want some fried eggs then? you want some beans on toast?' they ate beans one at a time to fit them in their tiny little mouths.'

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