+ one thing i'd like to clear up about the middle east', craig ferguson implores, 'this is true, they love americans there. they don't hate us, they have some problems with some of our policies, but they love us. they love american culture, they love american clothes, they love most things american. and everyone in the middle east is like 'oh, i love bruce willis! do you know bruce willis?' bruce willis?!? 'aw, he's the greatest action hero ever!' everyone just kept asking 'oh, an american!- do you know bruce willis?' eventually i just said 'yes i do, and he is a great kisser!'
+ dear aquaman

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