+ 'big news today,' craig ferguson announces, 'it's literally big news- the world's tallest man was discovered in china. eight foot one. how do you discover an eight foot one man? who's job is it to go around 'discovering' men? how do i get me that job? was there an expedition 'lets go looking for a big man' 'i'm with you!' i hope they didn't plant their pole in him...'