+ after his someone in the audience coughs, craig ferguson (mock angered) lays it out for him, 'if i was rich i would have a hollowed out volcano, then i'd live in it and have a secret army or robot skeletons. then we'd see who would tell me how to do my job! thats right, when the robot skeleton army comes, pal, your the first against the wall, cough or no cough!''i've got an announcement to make and you might as well know it. i'm about to become very rich and i want to make the announcement on the show so you dont read it in the papers. today i got an email from a nigerian prince...'
+ craig plays william shatner trying to get into the new star trek movie set.