+ 'i hope you all had a great holiday', craig ferguson states, 'i, for the holiday period, went to scotland. i enjoy going back to the country where i was born. it must be what its like to be barak obama visiting kenya. relax, its a joke! i know he's not from kenya! while i was in scotland, the world said goodbye to one of the last old school dictators kim jung il. goodnight, crazy lesbian. we've talked about him all the time, now that he's gone, i dont know what we will do now, we'll have to resort to something crazy like original material! the new ruler of north korea is kim jung il's son. thats an amazing coincidence- the elections must have gone very quickly!'
- carrie fisher
- matthew gray gubler