+ 'everyone is still talking about america's sweetheart charlie sheen', craig ferguson states, 'there's new details surfaced. charlie was found naked in a trashed hotel room. according to authorities it was a party that got out of control. his feet were all cut up and there was a hooker locked in the closet. now, i dont know what happened, but one thing is clear: that was an awesome party! my hats off to you, mr. sheen! my clients dont usually have a closet for me to hide in. how does that actually work? like how do you go to sleep that night 'ah, ive got to get some sleep, what a wild party that was! now, did i cut my feet? did i put the hooker in the closet? i better double check...'.'

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