2-22-10

+ 'you know why its a good day today?', craig ferguson asks, 'because today the new credit card regulations start today. which is good news if you are in credit card debt, like me. i do, i racked up like 50 grand on bedazzelers. starting today the credit card companies have to scale back their evil ways, they cant increase their rates when ever they want, which is great news because americans owe 874 billion to credit card companies. to be fair, most of that is mel gibson's bar tab... some people say you should pay your credit card off at the end of the month. these are the same 'people' who tell you to look both ways before you cross the street, who tell you 'dont eat glass', they say 'why dont you bath everyday?' shut up people with good ideas!'
+ craig's spanish word of the day: boda- wedding!
- parker posey

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