+ 'its a great day here at cbs', craig shares, 'because today is the first day of sweeps. yes, sweeps. for those of you who dont make your living as a tv network whore, sweeps are a month long ratings measurement period, its when the tv shows pull out all the stops to attract more viewers, and this show is no different! and we have a graphic tonight!' a graphic appears at the bottom of the screen that says 'first day of sweeps!'. 'yes, there it is! now, you can tell it must actually be sweeps because the graphic actually appeared! yes, of course it sucks, but the rest of the year the suckage only makes it on to the screen 50 percent of the time, but now everybodys ready. i dont understand why they are called sweeps, it makes me think of a broom. we could use a broom around here. actually, we need more than a broom to solve the problems on this show! we need a wrecking ball to solve the problems on this show!'