+ 'it is a great day for our friends in france, and the french too!' craig ferguson jests, 'yesterday they elected a new president, and the french are going nuts! today the streets of paris were filled with people going 'i dont care. life is meaningless...' politics in france is a bit different than it is here, when the french secret service hire prostitutes its not a scandal, its called test driving mistresses for your boss. thats all it is! i wish our elections were just like those in france, and by that i mean i wish it were over. it hasnt even started yet- we've got months of this crap left...'
- poppy montgomery
- steve guttenberg