+ 'i had a fantastic weekend', craig ferguson shares, 'i was doing the stand up comedy in the pacific northwest. i was up in portland oregon. i love it up there, its so relaxed! the city motto is 'whatever, dude'. they say theres a lot of hipsters up there. but i'm like 'what is a hipster?' because i'm into doctor who, i like vinyl records, i'm a griffindor. does that make me a hipster? more of a dorkster? only the sorting hat knows for sure! or maybe i'm just a creepy old douche. anyway, i went to a great dinner in portland, it was very old school, it was the original hot cakes and steak house. i was confused at first because of the name. hot cakes and steak. that was the name of the boy band i was in in the 80's with mario lopez! anyway, i was at this dinner in portland, i was there quite late because of this show i was working on so i went quite late. there were a couple other patrons there about 2:00 am and they seemed... hungry... i dont want to say that people in portland smoke a lot of weed, but the state bird is the iguana!'
- jim gaffigan
-> cat cora