+ 'its a big weekend for the apple computers', craig ferguson states, 'the ipad comes out this weekend, although its thunder was stolen a couple days ago when ricky martin did the same thing. anyway, the ipad comes out on saturday, and then on sunday the improved ipad comes out, the one that you will actually want to buy. you are welcome anyone who bought the first mac product of anything. the reviewers are saying that the ipad is going to change the way we use our computers. so apparently you wont be using them for porn anymore...'