+ 'today apple has unveiled another gadget', craig ferguson informs, 'its the ipad mini, which is like an ipod touch but smaller, or like an ipad but smaller. the point is its awesome and amazing- you are a loser if you dont have one! the ipad mini is only eight inches long. i'm like 'apple, dont go around telling people that eight inches is a mini!' it may be a mini to me, but i'm thinking of the self esteem of my brothers! why not call the old one the ipad maxi. oh wait... dont you get the sense that apple are just taking the same material and putting it out in different shapes? its like a clown with balloon animals- i feel like i'm getting played here!'
+ a special message from former president bill clinton
* dr. phil mcgraw
- hana mae lee